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nevver:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point. The New Yorker

nevver:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point.
The New Yorker

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nevver:

Working on my novel, Cory Arcangel

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campsnotdead:

this is the worst design document ever.
all of that text is animated.

campsnotdead:

this is the worst design document ever.

all of that text is animated.

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thisclockworkheart:

starryeyedobsessions:

rafira:

rjinswand:

dingraha:

burgerrr:

cisgender:

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

everything about this screams fedora 

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

holy shit

and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

and when that doctor performed life saving cardiac surgery on you, that man touched your heart. I should be the only one touching your heart. Even though I have no medical training what so ever and you would probably die. It should be me, not him. 

Reblogging for the last comment because it’s literally true for me. 

These comments are golden.

boneycircus:

thisclockworkheart:

starryeyedobsessions:

rafira:

rjinswand:

dingraha:

burgerrr:

cisgender:

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

everything about this screams fedora 

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

holy shit

and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

and when that doctor performed life saving cardiac surgery on you, that man touched your heart. I should be the only one touching your heart. Even though I have no medical training what so ever and you would probably die. It should be me, not him. 

Reblogging for the last comment because it’s literally true for me. 

These comments are golden.

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Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves.

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twitterthecomic:

Twitter: The Comic (The Book) is almost here! Over 120 new and classic comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. You can pre-order it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indie Bound, and Chronicle Books.

twitterthecomic:

Twitter: The Comic (The Book) is almost here! Over 120 new and classic comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. You can pre-order it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indie Bound, and Chronicle Books.

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